Baggy is unsure whether The Goddess needs a big kiss or a big slap. Clever Bird reckons it's the latter. The Goddess has had Baggy sorting out the bedroom for another five hours today! That's ten so far and it's still not done. Almost done. But not quite. Baggy aches in every part of her body and her arm is burning. She's just having the ubiquitous cup of tea, then she's heading back in for the final flurry. Even when she has finished (which may or may not be tonight), there's still a problem. In order to "finish", rather a lot of the removed "stuff" is now in the way in other parts of the house. It's not now possible to get across the other bedroom floor for instance. Ah well, one step at a time.
So as you can see, Baggy should be very impressed with how hard The Goddess has performed. However. And it's a very BIG however. Had the stupid woman done a bit more housework in the first place this would not be such a big deal. Out of sight, out of mind and all that. Most visitors don't see upstairs, so on the vague occasions when she was in the mood for housework, she focussed on downstairs. Truthfully, if one of those cleaning experts off the telly had come round she would have had a field day. The cobwebs, of which there were dozens of HUGE ones had dust on them. The furniture was covered in the stuff. Even the dust had dust on it. Sadly there were dead butterflies everywhere amongst the chaos. Seriously, it was embarrassing! The reason that Baggy hadn't realised just how bad it was, was because there was so much "stuff" hiding the dust!
But she has now got to the stage where there is enough room to swing a cat (as long as you keep your wrists on your sides). Mind you, try it and Furry Mama might have something to say about it! If The Goddess actually manages to finish it off tonight, a photo will follow........
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