Baggy might be pushing her luck.

Hahahahahahahahaha Clever Bird is loving the ads that are appearing on Baggy Body's blog! Just a shame that some of them are retrospective. Creative Clara needs to start writing about things she needs to know about rather than stuff that's already gone. The sofa and chair are purchased, as is the mattress; therefore Big Brother software, she no longer needs to buy them. No she doesn't need software either!!! The Domestic Goddess is however loving today's advert for Domestic Cleaning Services. Plus Baggy got very excited when the brochures that she had ordered from Silversea Cruises arrived in the post today. They look absolutely incredible. There is a minor detail that Clever Bird has spotted - there are no prices in the brochures! It has occurred to her that this is because it's a case of "If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it". Cruises are always expensive, but she suspects she has requested the brochures for the crème-de-la-crème of cruising! Well Clara can dream can't she? Or perhaps dribble might be a better description of what she's doing as she looks at the (very expensive) brochures!

As Creative Clara types this, Baggy is sitting on the new chair! It finally had its leg sorted out this morning. It took all of ten minutes, a chunk of which time was taking photos of the before (no legs) and after (legs). Hormonal Hannah has only been waiting for over three flipping weeks for it to be sorted. As the chap said, "It would help if they trained the delivery men in how to put the furniture together". Uh huh! But at least it's done and he was early enough for Baggy to get to Fat Club. (By the way Big Brother software, Baggy is now a fairly slim Body and does not need adverts for Plus-size clothing. Lots of ones for hippy and bohemian clothes would be welcome though). Much to Freda Fretters surprise and delight Baggy had actually lost half-a-pound. Bearing in mind the excesses of the weekend with Baggy's sister, cake, Paninis, cappuccinos, more cake, wine, crisps, more wine, wine, cake, more crisps, wine etc., it was nothing short of a miracle. Clearly climbing vertical hills is the way forward. Well it might be if there were any in Suffolk.

Clever Bird is however extremely happy to realise that Baggy can have weekends off her diet and not pile a ton of weight back on. She just needs to eat sensibly for most of the time and not revert to the old ways when Baggy and Calum would have a cream-slice, a custard-slice and a doughnut before their pudding!! This was pretty much every weekend too. No more. But it's Calum's birthday this weekend, so Baggy is taking him out for an Indian meal with two of their friends. She might be pushing her luck but she will be indulging in all her favourites: lamb passanda, onion bargees, Pashwari naan,  poppadums and dips. Clever Bird will get her to drive though, at least that way Baggy will not have a drink. She might need to search out a vertical hill on Sunday though.......