Friday 15 April 2016

Clever Bird is a total dipstick - FACT!

There is nothing like launching a little shop on Etsy and mentioning it on your blog and spelling the name wrong is there Clever Bird? Then doing the same thing on Facebook and probably Twitter! Clever Bird is a large dipstick bloggees, but then you all know that already! Thank you to Baggy's friend, Clare, who pointed out that she is a dipstick, or a "prune" was what she actually called Baggy, Clever Bird has now corrected the error. You would never guess that Baggy was a Senior Executive in marketing for over twenty years would you? Ah well, it's why people luv her!!!!! So the name of Baggy's shop is Realuv. Right, now that's done, I'm delighted to say that thanks to another friend, Lettra, Baggy has despatched her first order off this afternoon. Now Freda Fretter is going to worry until it (hopefully) arrives safely, but to say that Baggy was excited is an understatement, she can't wait to build her stock up and hopefully get selling.


Other news: Fat Club - Baggy was expecting a weight loss of at least 4lbs as Clever Bird had her on the scales this week as discussed in a previous blog. No logic to this as frankly, Baggy is far from 100% on her healthy eating plan. The good news is that she had lost weight. Just 1/2lb, but a loss is good so that's fine. So Clever Bird made Baggy get back on the scales when she got home. They still insisted that she had lost 4lbs! Clever Bird then moved the scales onto a different tile. And put 5lbs ON!!!!!! Hmmmmmm! The scales are the ones Baggy bought as a student, so that might have something to do with it, as that makes them thirty-eight years old! Good old Clever Bird.

For her final trick of the day, Clever Bird decided to visit all the charity shops in town when she posted off her first order. She thought she might find a bargain for her Etsy shop. No chance! Charity shops clearly now employ their own clever birds, as if anything the pieces that could have been potential bargains were actually over-priced! Perhaps it's time for Baggy to take Clever Bird to her first ever car boot sale.........

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