Supper had. Washing up done. Mystery solved. Clever bird could not work out a) why there are meeces in different places around the sitting room every time she looks and b) why the little mats keep ending up rumpled up no matter how many times The Goddess straightens them out. Straighten mat. Leave room to make a cup of tea. Return. Mat rumpled. Straighten mat. Leave room to feed the dog. Mat rumpled. Straighten mat. Leave room to go to the loo. Mat rumpled. Then Furry Mama saw why. Straighten mat. Equals cue Bracket kat to grab a meece and charge flat out at a mat. As the mat skids across the floor and rumples, Bracket throws herself on her back and attacks the meece with her back legs. Then immediately gets bored and wanders off, having abandoned the meece. Baggy straightens the mat and leaves the room. Bracket grabs a different meece and repeats her performance.
Now Furry Mama needs to encourage the Hinge cat to play the same game. She might actually burn off a couple of calories in the process. She needs to, Bless her. It's helping Baggy to burn a few too. The Goddess's new found pride in her house means that she
has to straighten every mat, every time it's rumpled. Bearing in mind that there are now eighteen of them. Time to stop getting distracted and start pressie wrapping Baggy.........
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